Rodent Regatta

Dan Miller provides one of the finest (free) newsletters every Monday to his readers. Dan owns and operates The Business Source, Inc. He publishes and emails the CareerLink newsletter every Monday. Dan’s business is focused on helping people find work and life excellence.

Dropped into each issue are some clever stories and humorous tales. This one is priceless:

HUMOR – THE CHURCH GOSSIP

Sarah was the church gossip and self-appointed supervisor of the church’s morals. She kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several residents were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked in front of the town’s only bar one afternoon. She commented to George and others that everyone seeing it there would know that he was an alcoholic.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away. He said nothing.

Later that evening, George, quietly parked his pickup in front of Sarah’s house…............ AND he left it there all night.