Rodent Regatta

Gizmodo says a company has an RFID tag that they can inject under your skin. Here’s my deal for said company:

You or any customer for your product have the right to inject your RFID transponder under my skin in exchange for your assurance that you or they will pay for my healthcare costs for the rest of my life, no questions asked. I’ll walk around with your little tag, but I want to be paid for all the conveniences it provides to you and the companies who decide to avail themselves of it.

Seems like a fair trade, doesn’t it?