Rodent Regatta

You know the guy who claims he can take people straight out of the unemployment line and teach them how to buy real estate with no money down? Bill Allen or somebody like that? You know who I’m talking about?

Well, I wish somebody would come along, sequester me for three days and teach me how to start from a blank Notepad screen (or any other tool) and build a standards-compliant web site. Better yet, they could teach me how to read a set of Movable Type templates and understand what the templates are causing to happen in the weblog’s final rendering.