The Christian One-Liners Are Back

29 January 2003

  • God loves everyone, but probably prefers ”fruits of the spirit” over ”religious nuts!”
  • People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
  • Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
  • Wisdom has two parts – 1) having a lot to say 2) not saying it.
  • Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
  • Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
  • The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

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