Rodent Regatta

AT DEFCON 4 IN YOUR FEETY PAJAMAS

Was half asleep this morning with the radio on, and NPR says we’ve got one of those color-coded terror alerts again. I spent half a second trying to remember if orange meant ”run for your life” or ”hide in the closet and cry,” and then I remembered none of it means anything, and I started laughing. Nothing like some color-coded nonsense to lighten up the mood this week, eh? Homeland Security: Garanimals for grownups. [Ken Layne]