Rodent Regatta

...BY THE THROAT TRYING TO SQUEEZE OUT ONE MORE GOLDEN EGG.

BASEBALL TO FANS: UP YOURS! As reader Bill McCabe puts it: ”On the eve of a strike, Major League Baseball shows its love for the fans by sending a Cease & Desist Order to a fan site dedicated to the New York Mets.”

They don’t think of ’em as fans, Bill. They think of ’em as sheep to be fleeced, just the way the folks at the RIAA and MPAA think of music and movie fans.
[InstaPundit]