The Rat Race As Viewed By Women?

11 July 2002


Overheard Today.


  • Do I look like a people person?


  • This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.


  • I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.


  • Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.


  • If I throw a stick, will you leave?


  • You…! Off my planet!


  • Does your train of thought have a caboose?


  • Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?


  • Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.


  • A PBS mind in an MTV world.


  • Allow me to introduce my selves.


  • Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.


  • Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.


  • See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil!


  • Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.


  • Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.


  • I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.


  • A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.


  • Stress is when you wake up screaming & realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.


  • Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?


  • Too many freaks, not enough circuses.


  • Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?


  • Chaos, panic, & disorder—my work here is done.


  • How do I set a laser printer to ”stun”?


  • I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.  [C:\PIRILLO.EXE]

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